How to seduce a married man

My wife left me with a list of shit to do around the house. A fucking honey-to-do list. My friend came by to take me to an art show, but I told him I could not go. I was not happy about it. He then told me he knew I liked guys. Somehow, he seduced me and got me to make out with him. Holy shit, how did that happen? Next thing I know, he was all over my cock, sucking it good. The man is really good and swallowing cock, I gotta say. I am going to have to have a long conversation with my wife today.